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I'm glad you remembered my instructions and went to Florida and was teaching some children on 9/11 the day we scheduled the White house as one of our targets. I want to thank you again for whisking all of the bin Ladens from the U.S. to safety in France immediately after 9/11. You have united the Middle East (and the world) in its hatred of the U.S., sending me thousands of recruits. I'm glad you helped me by refusing to keep the previous Iraqi army and police, which gave me lots of new recruits. I really admire your ability to fool people. You have many people thinking you are fighting me when instead you are helping me, you changed your Air National Defense and Air Controllers from "Alert" to "Relax" to make 9/11 a success, then refused to put military guards on commercial air flights, exploding the Federal deficit ($6.786 billion in 2004), 4 year increase in Federal debt $2.374 trillion dollars, Interest cost $333 Billion dollars on 2002 Federal debt, government cost up 29% since 2000, Short 6,500,000 jobs! Conservative? I love your gas guzzling cars because the Mideast oil will soon be under my control. I love you, man. Good luck in November Regards. Osama. Ps: If you win election (or steal it), hurry up with more tax cuts so you can keep increasing the Federal debt so the interest cost will destroy Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Veterans benefits, education assistance, |
When Bush and I own the world, you will be safer, yeah.
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