You got rid of Saddam, my main obstacle in the Middle East. I wish your two assassination attempts had succeeded in killing Saddam. I love your gas guzzling cars because the Mideast oil will soon be under my control. I'm glad you remembered my instructions and went to Florida and was teaching some children on 9/11 the day we scheduled the White house as one of our targets. I want to thank you again for whisking all of the bin Ladens from the U.S. to safety in France immediately after 9/11. You have united the Middle East (and the world) in its hatred of the U.S., sending me thousands of recruits. I love you, man. Good luck in November Osama. Ps: If you win election, hurry up with more tax cuts so you can keep increasing the Federal debt so the interest cost will destroy Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Veterans benefits, education assistance, etc., and bankrupt the U.S. so I can take over, then you will be working for me publicly as a dictator instead of secretly. |
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